“The Avril Lavigne”

1 PBR

Serve cold.

“The Doors”

1 oz. LSD

Serve on rocks. Stir quickly. Garnish with twist of grapefruit.

“The La Dispute”
8 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

Serve neat. Stir vigorously.

“The Dope”
10 oz. Laphroaig Scotch
10 oz. Red Bull
1 oz. Bacardi Rum

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

“The Akira Yamaoka”
10 oz. Gin

Serve neat. Stir vigorously. Garnish with maraschino cherry

“The Cure”
1 bottle Cocaine

Serve on rocks. Garnish with sugar.

“The Ensiferum”
1 oz. Blood

Serve on rocks. Stir vigorously. Garnish with celery stalk.

“The Blood Stain Child”
10 oz. Fucking Rum

Serve on rocks.

“THE FLORENCE + THE MACHINE”

1 bottle Red table wine
Serve at room temperature. Garnish with wedge of pineapple.

“The Nirvana”

10 oz. Marijuana

Serve neat. Garnish with pickled carrot sticks.

“THE НЮША”

1 bottle Damson Gin
1 bottle Egg whites
8 oz. Tequila Reposado
Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.